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“Forget about that depressing national debt ticker, there’s a new way to track our nation’s (and planet’s) inevitable collapse: the real-time carbon counter ticker! Yesterday Deutsche Bank “launched the world’s first scientifically valid, real-time carbon counter, displaying the total of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere.” It’s located at 33rd Street and 7th Avenue, outside of Madison Square Garden and Penn Station. Maybe you’ll see it as you pass by in your cab or SUV!” - Jen Carlson

I wonder if Chichi was there for its inauguration?

“Raw cookie dough is soooo yummy, but some people with weak immune systemshave gotten E. coli poisoning from it, and now we all have to suffer because Nestle is recalling their Toll House cookie dough products, even though some 66 reported illnesses haven’t been linked directly to Toll House. The voluntary recall includes refrigerated cookie bar dough, cookie dough tub, cookie dough tubes, seasonal cookie dough and—it gets worse—Ultimates cookie bar dough! We don’t know what that is, but it’s the Ultimates so we want it in our mouth holes. The Toll House products do have warnings on their packaging about the dangers of raw dough, but with the FDA and CDC now investigating the E. coli/cookie dough connection, the company decided it would be best to just take it out of harm’s way, like we’re irresponsible children who’ll eat whatever’s in front of us.”

I just ate raw cake batter this morning. Strengthen those immune systems people!